Daun

Daun

Monday, April 6, 2009

Cite Lawak

APEK YG SENGAL


apek: itu potong zaka ada bagut ka ?

ali : manyak bagut..bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo..

apek:?!! err..saya kawan ada cakap,potong zaka aaahh.. manyak ploblem..

ali : apa problem ?

apek:manyak buang lui..lagi aahh..dia punya performance tatak bagut.. manyak cinang semputloh..

ali : cehh.. apek, lu apa celita.. saya suda lama potong.. tada apa problem.. bini saya manyak puas woo..

apek:lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

ali : ya la.. bila lu potong aahh.. lagi sedap maen woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

apek:???!!! err..lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5 ??

ali : ??!! woi apek cakap baik-baik sikit ha.. saya punya 6 incila..

apek:??! tiu nia ma.. lu jgn maen-maen haa.. mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

ali : cilaka apek ni..nah tengok ( bukak sluar tunjuk pale toya..)

apek: chee sin punya olang..gua tanya baik-baik lu tunjuk lu punya lancau..

ali : abis.. lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..

apek: saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lancau.. saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car.. potong zaka.. molo punya olang..

ali : aiyaa.. apek.. lain kali lu sebut betul-betul la..kasi susa saja.. bukan potong zaka la.. proton saga.. cilakak punya apek..

hahahahaha.. lawak bodo + LUCAH....
iklan TV / RADIO proton yg diharamkan..



MANUSIA PALING MALAS

Pada masa dahulu, ada sebuah kampung dimana semua rakyatnya amat Rajin belaka tidak ada yang malas.

Jadi pada suatu hari, rajanya membuat pengumuman hendak mencari Seorang yang malas. Semasa perhimpunan itu, adalah seorang lelaki mengaku paling malas.

Katanya : “saya adalah yang paling malas”

Raja pun bertanya : “apa tahap malas awak?”

Lalu jawab lelaki tersebut :”kalau saya hendak makan,ada orang yang menyuapkan saya”.

Tiba-tiba datang seorang lelaki lagi : “Saya lebih malas lagi dari dia tuanku”.

Tuanku pun bertanya kepadanya : “sampai mana pulak tahap malas awak?”

Maka jawabnya : “Kalau saya makan pun, sampai ada orang tolong kunyahkan”.

Maka raja pun terdiam?

Tanpa disangka2 datang seorang budak lelaki kepadanya sambil berkata:

“Saya lah yang paling malas tuanku”.

Raja pun bertanya, : “bagaimana pula tahap kemalasan awak?”

budak itu pun menjawab : “Nak cite pun malas”.

KAH . KAH . .KAH . .!!!!!!!!!






Sunday, April 5, 2009


ni lagi 1 FREE ONLINE game yang aku main dlam tenet...game ni xde r sebosan and sepenat game travian...game ni ok gak...game ni lbh kurang mcm GTA gk r...huhu....

BERITA SEMASA TORN CITY

AHAD, 5 APRIL 2009
  1. aduh, harga mansion da mkin murah plak...hbis bangkrupt r bisnes sewa rumah aku cmni...xmenguntungkan...
  2. harini mcm bise....bt bnde yg same jerk....train n crime...huh...

Travian Game

For those out there that are looking for a FREE ONLINE game, this is one of the game that i will be recomendded. This is a gre
at game for those who love strategy game such as red alert or warcraftIII. i have played this game for quite some times and getting tired of it though...hehehe....







Yo Brooo,,watchha doiinggggg???...











Nothing mann.......im boreddddddd!!!!!!!








Well, we also feel the sane here ...but what can we Do...we have invest some money in this game...like it or not...we have to continue...till NATAR comes....BUT...this is the FIRST AND LAST i will playing this game...sighhh

Brain Teaser!!!!!!!!!!

Here are some BRAIN TEASER that i found is really interesting...

Try This OUT...

TiTle : Find The FoOL

Find all ten words described below.


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The first word you'll need
Is a tool used to snare.
R
everse and add one:
A
dwelling filled with fresh air.

A
ppend the letter H
T
o find a metric sort of part.
Now change N to E to get
A
smile, at its heart.

T
ack on an 'I N G'
T
o make a baby's cross to bear.
R
emove the center two
A
nd find a golfer's action there.

A
dd an S and drop the E's:
A
painful bite you'll see.
Add one to the end: you will make
P
enny-pinching, miserly.

P
ut first 2 and last 2 out the door,
W
hat's left is really cool.
O
nly keep the first half of that
A
nd now you find the fool.

CAN YOU FIND WHO IS THE FOOL????

IQ Test???????

Lets Ask YourSelf This Question

  1. Are you Boring???
  2. Dunno what TO DO???
  3. Need SomeThing Challenging???
  4. Lonely???
  5. DOnT have GIRLFRIEND to go out with????
You have come to the right BLOG....Yes, it's MY BLOG...I know what u have to do....It is an IQ TEST...It is a very tough one though.....Try it and feel free to post here ur IQ Level...hehehe...cLICK THE ICON BELOW........Have FuN...

Saturday, April 4, 2009

SwEEt Words 4 My OnE & TrUE LoVE


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How To Play DoTA????



Here are some Tips i wan to share with u guys on how to become a professional player (Like ME Of Course.....)...heheheeeee...

  1. Know what MODE u WIll be playing
    1. There are 2 kind of mode most player use AP (all pick) or SD (single draft) mode.
      • AP is for lets say middle level player who cant really use all kind of heroes professionally is a mode that give u chance to pick what hero u want to use
      • SD is for a professional player - mode that give u 3 randomly selected hero and give u chance to choose between this 3 heroes.
  2. Then u must wait for the enemy team to pick their HERO first.
    • By doing this, it give u chance to choose the best hero that can counter the enemy hero.. what the use if u choose a chicken when ur enemy choose wolf....u will totally become their feeder.
  3. Know the pros and cons of ur hero.
    • Not all hero are perfect man, if u truely understand what ur hero capable off, u will become GODLIKE in no time. cover ur hero weakness with ITEM.Boost ur skill with ITEM. Item is VERY ESSENTIAL for a long term game. every item have different effects. pls study them one by one and how to combine them.
    • there are 3 types of hero :
      • intelligent - super magic hero / high level skill / early game hero
      • strength - late game hero / super high def and strength / BEST tanker
      • agility - super high damage / super high speed / killer
    • For EXAMPLE, Look at this:
Damage: 45 - 55
Arm or: 5.1
Hp: 473
Mp: 299


Strength: 17 + 1.5
Agility: 22 + 1.8
Intelligence: 23 + 2.6
Range: 600 (ranged)
Attack Time: 1.45 (+17%)


Role In Game Play

The new storm is a jack of all trades. He’s an anti early game pusher since static remnant + overload can own spiderites, wolves, zombies and creep waves. He’s a pusher as well since he can take out an entire creep wave before your allied creeps arrive. He’s a ganker by virtue of his ultimate which can place you right beside the enemy hero. He’s a semi disabler since he can prevent heroes from escaping via electric vortex. He’s a chaser since his ultimate can out pace even slardar and he’s an escape artist since with good map awareness he’s nigh impossible to gank.



Now u r ready to go......BUT...u r not yet professional....during the game strategy is what determine the outcome...if u have a great teamwork an communication...it will be an easy game eventhough ur team may have disadvantages.

later i will share with u all the strategy that most player use during the game......Please Watch this video on How Important A Good Strategy and TeamWork To WIn.....