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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Monday, April 6, 2009

Cite Lawak

APEK YG SENGAL


apek: itu potong zaka ada bagut ka ?

ali : manyak bagut..bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo..

apek:?!! err..saya kawan ada cakap,potong zaka aaahh.. manyak ploblem..

ali : apa problem ?

apek:manyak buang lui..lagi aahh..dia punya performance tatak bagut.. manyak cinang semputloh..

ali : cehh.. apek, lu apa celita.. saya suda lama potong.. tada apa problem.. bini saya manyak puas woo..

apek:lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

ali : ya la.. bila lu potong aahh.. lagi sedap maen woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

apek:???!!! err..lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5 ??

ali : ??!! woi apek cakap baik-baik sikit ha.. saya punya 6 incila..

apek:??! tiu nia ma.. lu jgn maen-maen haa.. mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

ali : cilaka apek ni..nah tengok ( bukak sluar tunjuk pale toya..)

apek: chee sin punya olang..gua tanya baik-baik lu tunjuk lu punya lancau..

ali : abis.. lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..

apek: saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lancau.. saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car.. potong zaka.. molo punya olang..

ali : aiyaa.. apek.. lain kali lu sebut betul-betul la..kasi susa saja.. bukan potong zaka la.. proton saga.. cilakak punya apek..

hahahahaha.. lawak bodo + LUCAH....
iklan TV / RADIO proton yg diharamkan..



MANUSIA PALING MALAS

Pada masa dahulu, ada sebuah kampung dimana semua rakyatnya amat Rajin belaka tidak ada yang malas.

Jadi pada suatu hari, rajanya membuat pengumuman hendak mencari Seorang yang malas. Semasa perhimpunan itu, adalah seorang lelaki mengaku paling malas.

Katanya : “saya adalah yang paling malas”

Raja pun bertanya : “apa tahap malas awak?”

Lalu jawab lelaki tersebut :”kalau saya hendak makan,ada orang yang menyuapkan saya”.

Tiba-tiba datang seorang lelaki lagi : “Saya lebih malas lagi dari dia tuanku”.

Tuanku pun bertanya kepadanya : “sampai mana pulak tahap malas awak?”

Maka jawabnya : “Kalau saya makan pun, sampai ada orang tolong kunyahkan”.

Maka raja pun terdiam?

Tanpa disangka2 datang seorang budak lelaki kepadanya sambil berkata:

“Saya lah yang paling malas tuanku”.

Raja pun bertanya, : “bagaimana pula tahap kemalasan awak?”

budak itu pun menjawab : “Nak cite pun malas”.

KAH . KAH . .KAH . .!!!!!!!!!






Sunday, April 5, 2009


ni lagi 1 FREE ONLINE game yang aku main dlam tenet...game ni xde r sebosan and sepenat game travian...game ni ok gak...game ni lbh kurang mcm GTA gk r...huhu....

BERITA SEMASA TORN CITY

AHAD, 5 APRIL 2009
  1. aduh, harga mansion da mkin murah plak...hbis bangkrupt r bisnes sewa rumah aku cmni...xmenguntungkan...
  2. harini mcm bise....bt bnde yg same jerk....train n crime...huh...

Travian Game

For those out there that are looking for a FREE ONLINE game, this is one of the game that i will be recomendded. This is a gre
at game for those who love strategy game such as red alert or warcraftIII. i have played this game for quite some times and getting tired of it though...hehehe....







Yo Brooo,,watchha doiinggggg???...











Nothing mann.......im boreddddddd!!!!!!!








Well, we also feel the sane here ...but what can we Do...we have invest some money in this game...like it or not...we have to continue...till NATAR comes....BUT...this is the FIRST AND LAST i will playing this game...sighhh

Brain Teaser!!!!!!!!!!

Here are some BRAIN TEASER that i found is really interesting...

Try This OUT...

TiTle : Find The FoOL

Find all ten words described below.


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The first word you'll need
Is a tool used to snare.
R
everse and add one:
A
dwelling filled with fresh air.

A
ppend the letter H
T
o find a metric sort of part.
Now change N to E to get
A
smile, at its heart.

T
ack on an 'I N G'
T
o make a baby's cross to bear.
R
emove the center two
A
nd find a golfer's action there.

A
dd an S and drop the E's:
A
painful bite you'll see.
Add one to the end: you will make
P
enny-pinching, miserly.

P
ut first 2 and last 2 out the door,
W
hat's left is really cool.
O
nly keep the first half of that
A
nd now you find the fool.

CAN YOU FIND WHO IS THE FOOL????